The Christmas Carol.

Well, I got the pleasure of going to the glamorous world premier of the new, 3D version of "The Christmas Carol". And by glamorous, I mean I went to Cineworld and saw it for free, and got some free chocolate curtsey of Morrisons. Fantastic.

Firstly though, we had to watch that twat Alex Zane interview a few D-list's, as well as a brief interview with Bob Hopkins and Jim Carey. Oh, Jim Carey now has a pretty nice beard, good on him. And that went on for about 45 minutes, which was shite. Then we get to the movie itself, and I was pessimistic at best in my anticipation, and thankfully I wasn't disappointed.

If there are any stories that need to be shown in 3D, this was not one of them. There was the occasional bit of nice snow, and the few token fingers coming at you, but apart from that, it should have just been 2D. Pointless.

As for the movie itself, it was just bollocks. They completely missed ALOT of things that even the Muppets version included. They even missed the bit where Scrooge takes the turkey to the poor cripple boy, balderdash indeed. Frankly it was terrible.

While I'm at it, I'd like to say; DON'T TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO MOVIES IF THEY'RE JUST GOING TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BIT! "Why did he fall over" "Daddy what's that?" PISS OFF, YOU SAW IT, THERE WAS ICE, HE FELL. IT'S A FUCKING DOOR, YOU COCK. And then happily we got to over hear her lovely fathers commentary for her. WE SAW THAT HE FELL OUT OF BED, WE ALL SAW IT BECAUSE WE'RE WATCHING THE SAME MOVIE AS YOU, THANKS FOR TELLING US TWICE THAT HE DID THOUGH, I DIDN'T FUCKING REALISE!

Oh, and to the people in the row in front of me, I'd like to know what movie you're next going to see, so I can sit in front of you and laugh at things like door knobs and walls. THERE WAS NOTHING FUNNY, WHY WERE YOU LAUGHING YOU STUPID WOMAN, FUCK OFF.

Cinemas make me angry. Someone take me to see "9" though.